Crash landing in your closet
Alien tees worth declassifying.
This Smells Like Area 51 Roswell Aliens Soy Wax Candle
G.P. who? Aliens invented everything goopy. Roswell Bob swears this scent will make you irresistible to humans and any intergalactic species you’re crushing on. Turn your home or office into a spa orbit, or set the mood for something romantic. And let’s be real. Has dating expert Roswell Bob ever been wrong?
1947 Political Campaign Roswell Aliens Pin Buttons (Set of 5)
Parodies of real historical USA presidential election buttons, showing these off will convince anyone to share your dream of reelecting Roswell Bob. Wear them on backpacks, jackets, or anywhere that will cause folks to stop liking Ike and vote for aliens. Remember, as a candidate, Roswell Bob supports farmers: he's been kidnapping their cows forever!
😉 The Roswell Difference
Super Soft Tees, Exclusively On The Roswell Aliens Store
Some online retailers carry a few of our designs on their own stock tees, but the original cult classics are only available here on our official website and in person at stores near you.
Concert Tee Quality
Our tees feel like the concert tour merch you love, because they are printed on the same shirts used by your favorite artists! Super soft, perfectly cut, and always ready to wear. They're just the right length, cool enough for the gym, school, or travel days, and sharp enough to pair with a blazer for dressing things up.
No ALIEN-ating One Size Fits All
Our tees come in XS to 5XL, designed to fit Earthlings of every size and shape with comfort and body confidence.
Eco-Friendly, Non-Toxic Inks
All designs are printed on OEKO-TEX® inks. Safe for the skin, soft enough for the environment, and vibrant enough to appear intergalactic.
Corny UFO Abduction Roswell Aliens Eco Friendly Crew Socks
Made from recycled plastic bottles, these socks will keep your feet happy aboard any UFO. All of our socks are custom designed by us, The Roswell Aliens, and printed on Tribe brand socks!
Cats, Tin Foil Hats, Flying Saucers, Conspiracy Theory! Roswell Aliens Crossbody Bag
Why wear a tin foil hat on your head when you can wear your conspiracy theorist heart on your sleeve? Carry your passion for aliens with this playful crossbody bag, a stylish wink to everyone that the truth is out there, and it's fashionable.